No offense nature, this is pretty cool, but I wanna keep my books! How am I supposed to pass down my Potters if they've been buried in my backyard? Awesome idea, but I dont think it'll catch on. If so, I'll be pointing to the abnormally small tree in the backyard saying, "See kid? And that's the Order of the Phoenix!"

Too bad that it's not more abundant in the trees, which could be a better version of gold mining. But I suppose since it's bad for the trees, it's better the way it is.